Those who read my articles frequently have probably noticed that I try to be politically correct with respect to other people. Although I did drop few stereotypical jokes from time to time, I have never let myself joke about intelligence limits of blonde females – to be honest I don’t understand what all the fuss is about in first place. In fact, I will be one of the first to join an organization for protecting these beautiful beings if one should ever exist. Or rather when one will exist. It turns out blondes have a problem that is much more severe than banal thinking – they may completely cease to exist.

    According to the findings of German scientists, blonde-haired part of human race should be put in the red book as a type nearing extinction. According to the reports, natural blondes may fail to exist in as little as 200 years.

    All the trouble is caused by a gene that is responsible for blonde hair color. This gene is a recessive one, meaning that in order for a human to have blonde hair, s/he must get a combination of two recessive genes from both parents [sometimes two dark haired parents can have a blond child if their parents were blond]. With so many problems, its impressive that blondes were able to last through up to this millennium.

    If the calculations are correct, the governments should start getting involved. I have already developed a winning plan for them. First, blonde people should pay lower taxes. They should receive money from the government for every blonde child they have. Possibly, blonde people should be isolated from the rest of the world and revoked of any social responsibilities in order to let them fully devote themselves to strengthening their genetic base. To avoid fraud, it will be necessary to remove all light hair coloring products from the stores. Blondes must be saved!

    …On the other hand, given the current rate of advances in genetic sciences and technology, very soon you could have all the engineered blonde girls that you’d want. As well as blue-haired, green-haired, purple-haired, with a tail, tail-less, with a trunk, or without one, etc etc etc…