Articles / Die drummer, Die!
There are a lot of people on this planet who like to tap
their fingers to supposedly produce melodies. Sometimes, everyone just sits and
works, but these are tapping, tapping and tapping. At first, its just random
tapping, then it turns into melodies, and a rhythm starts to form. Then, they
start tapping popular melodies. Then the nerves give way.
If you do belong to those who do like tapping fingers,
then you should know that devices that can potentially change finger-tapping
forever exist.

It is called
FingerBEATZ. Special sensors get put on onto four fingers of the soon-to-be
drummer. These sensors get connected to the control unit, located on top of the
hand. Control unit has a small speaker and some control buttons, which can be
used to adjust volume and pitch of the sound. Also, there is a built in drum
machine that can play hip-hop, rock and other popular rhythms. Just put in the
batteries, turn on the device – and you become an African with Congas.
And this is not all! Most importantly – FingerBEATZ has a
standard stereo output jack, which can be used to route the output signal to an
external amplifier! Imagine! To a 120-watt amp! Big, shiny Yamaha 120-watt amp!
With a volume knob cranked all the way up! With mad sick speakers and 20 inch
subwoofers facing your neighbor’s windows at 7:00 in the morning!
Right there you will get your payback for all these “stop
tapping”, which you were honored with for past five and a half years by all the
no-aesthetic idiots at the office.
Oh – FingerBEATZ is only £20.00!
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