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Articles / Die drummer, Die!

    There are a lot of people on this planet who like to tap their fingers to supposedly produce melodies. Sometimes, everyone just sits and works, but these are tapping, tapping and tapping. At first, its just random tapping, then it turns into melodies, and a rhythm starts to form. Then, they start tapping popular melodies. Then the nerves give way.

    If you do belong to those who do like tapping fingers, then you should know that devices that can potentially change finger-tapping forever exist.

    It is called FingerBEATZ. Special sensors get put on onto four fingers of the soon-to-be drummer. These sensors get connected to the control unit, located on top of the hand. Control unit has a small speaker and some control buttons, which can be used to adjust volume and pitch of the sound. Also, there is a built in drum machine that can play hip-hop, rock and other popular rhythms. Just put in the batteries, turn on the device – and you become an African with Congas.

    And this is not all! Most importantly – FingerBEATZ has a standard stereo output jack, which can be used to route the output signal to an external amplifier! Imagine! To a 120-watt amp! Big, shiny Yamaha 120-watt amp! With a volume knob cranked all the way up! With mad sick speakers and 20 inch subwoofers facing your neighbor’s windows at 7:00 in the morning!

    Right there you will get your payback for all these “stop tapping”, which you were honored with for past five and a half years by all the no-aesthetic idiots at the office.

    Oh – FingerBEATZ is only £20.00!